Every Day I'm Rachelling

songofsunset: Remember that bit of the Vincent Van Gogh episode...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:28:59 -0600

Remember that bit of the Vincent Van Gogh episode of Doctor Who where we see the night sky like he sees it? That’s fairly accurate to my experience. I walk around, and everything has so much potential and it’s just building up in layers that sometimes I have to close my eyes and get rid of the input.

Let’s start with a public mail box.

And I’m just walking along and my brain is seeing it like:

OKAY BRAIN SETTLE DOWN STOP IT

Okay that’s slightly better now let’s just get back to normal-

Wait, where did that fan come from what are you doing-

OKAY STOP THAT ALREADY

To see like that for a day.

lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:36:36 -0600

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

wren-natsworthy: christinefrollophile: petitetiaras: Sometimes...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:27:06 -0600

wren-natsworthy:

christinefrollophile:

petitetiaras:

Sometimes the Disney villains plot evil schemes together.

Oh, this is awesome! XD

did you mean: kingdom hearts

Okay so from now on instead of saying “motherfucker” just cut to the chase and say...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:33:00 -0600

Okay so from now on instead of saying “motherfucker” just cut to the chase and say “Oedipus”.

For example:
Can’t come up with an original insult in an argument, “You… you no-good… dirty-rotten… yellow-bellied… Oedipus!”
“What?”
“YOU HEARD ME MOTHERFUCKER.”

EDIT: Okay so I just saw almost this exact thing posted a few minutes after I posted it WELL THEN SO MUCH FOR THINKING I WAS CLEVER.

the-amonymous-legion: Chi blockers withdrawing money.

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:10:26 -0600

the-amonymous-legion:

Chi blockers withdrawing money.

unknownelandes: SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:10:01 -0600

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

you-think-your-world-is-safe: therehavebeenstranger: wingsunfur...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:02:11 -0600

you-think-your-world-is-safe:

therehavebeenstranger:

wingsunfurled:

bennyslegs:

scienceofcumberbatch:

Sherlock on Sherlock on Sherlock on Sherlock #221bcon #wingsunfurled #jupitereyed #I-shall-not-disappoint-you #sashaforthewin

i want to kiss every single one of you

The next big boy band - One Deduction.

You’re insecure.

I know what for.

I put heads in refrigerato-o-ors.

Molly’s makeup, should cover up.

I mean her mouth is small en-o-o-ough.

Nobody else in the room can see it

All idiots ‘cept me

But John you conduct my light like nobody else!

And my deductions get you overwhelmed!

If someone commits a crime

You know I can tell

Every wa-wa-one

Everyone is dumb but me!

If only they saw what I can see

They wouldn’t bore me so constantly!

With Anderson it’s just not hard see

that every-wa-wa-one

everyone is dumb but me!

Drowning in idiocy!

Lestrade come on

you are all WRONG

To prove I’m right

I put it in a so-o-ong

Always know why

And I’m not shy

Got a microwave full of eye-eye-eyes

Nobody else in the room can see it

Nobody else but me

But John you conduct my light like nobody else!

And my deductions get you overwhelmed!

If someone commits a crime

You know I can tell

Every wa-wa-one

Everyone is dumb but me!

If only they saw what I can see

They wouldn’t bore me so constantly!

With Anderson it’s just not hard see

that every-wa-wa-one

everyone is dumb but me!

Drowning in idiocy!

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong (x2)

But John you conduct my light like nobody else!

And my deductions get you overwhelmed!

If someone commits a crime

You know I can tell

Every wa-wa-one

Everyone is dumb but me!

But John you conduct my light like nobody else!

And my deductions get you overwhelmed!

If someone commits a crime

You know I can tell

Every wa-wa-one

Everyone is dumb but me!

If only they saw what I can see

They wouldn’t bore me so constantly!

With Anderson it’s just not hard see

that every-wa-wa-one

everyone is dumb but me!

Wrong wrong

everyone is dumb but me!

Oh, and John, I drugged your co-offee!

There’s this too:

cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:19:49 -0600

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

This is what’s going to happen on Once Upon A Time when...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:36:57 -0600

This is what’s going to happen on Once Upon A Time when they get back to the Enchanted Forest.

John's Tumblr addiction, Part three:

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:29:51 -0600

emmagrant01:

dangling-thpider:

I fucking love the Internet.

^Truth

The Seven Shittiest Sins

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:28:48 -0600

Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit

“Benedict Cumberbatch admits that he’s full of self-doubt about...

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:08:57 -0600

“Benedict Cumberbatch admits that he’s full of self-doubt about his looks, is horribly shy with women and is concerned that the clock is ticking to fulfil his biggest ambition: to become a dad.”

[x] [x]

wtffanfiction: Fandom: Mass Effect “Himiko-chan continued to...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:31:42 -0600

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Mass Effect

“Himiko-chan continued to cry kawaii sparkly tears when she got home. She wondered if it was possible to die of a broken kokoro so she googled it and apparently it was. “

I wish I knew how to quit you…!

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:28:29 -0600

I wish I knew how to quit you…!

alicexz: This is like the artist’s version of when people tell...

Thu, 09 May 2013 03:35:00 -0600

alicexz:

This is like the artist’s version of when people tell girls “if you don’t want to get raped don’t walk down the street in a short skirt” basically

lokimenow: emkaymlp: the gifs didnt load so it just looked...

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:25:21 -0600

lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

why am i laughing so hard at this

rogerallam: You and Simon Pegg, Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:17:36 -0600

rogerallam:

You and Simon Pegg, Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto had a much twittered about night out…

justmyflawedlogic: oliviastarshippp: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:05:14 -0600

justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS

justcallmehero: Link and Navi at some con. THIS IS THE MOST...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:03:06 -0600

justcallmehero:

Link and Navi at some con. THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER.

“Hey Link!”

“What.”

“Hey Link!”

“What.”

“Hey Link!”

“WHAT.”

“Watch out!”

“Omg, nothing’s there, Navi.”

itsanearhatloki: shutupmerlin: ‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE...

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:54:01 -0600

itsanearhatloki:

shutupmerlin:

‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.