Okay so from now on instead of saying “motherfucker” just cut to the chase and say “Oedipus”. For example: Can’t come up with an original insult in an argument, “You… you no-good… dirty-rotten… yellow-bellied… Oedipus!” “What?” “YOU HEARD ME MOTHERFUCKER.” EDIT: Okay so I just saw almost this exact thing...
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
John's Tumblr addiction, Part three:
emmagrant01: dangling-thpider: I fucking love the Internet. ^Truth
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
justmyflawedlogic: oliviastarshippp: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to...
itsanearhatloki: shutupmerlin: ‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
A special message for my followers.
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westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Will someone please explain HOMESTUCK to me?
Okay seriously I have suffered through the first two acts in an attempt to understand all this. The only answers I’ve recieved before are along the lines of “you just have to read it” or “lol yeah it’s confusing”. NOT. HELPFUL. Someone please explain to me the appeal please oh please oh please I want to understanddddd.
sherloin: “benedict cumberbatch” “benedict cumberbatch in a suit”
221bec: “so how’s your fandom doing?”
a-potterhead-whovian: cosmo-gyral: kylaaaxd: cosmo-gyral: AU in which the Doctor is a very sick little boy lying in a hospital bed in a coma and his universe is just a dream. Each of his companions represent the kids in the beds next to him and when they die or leave the ward, they die or leave in his head. Regenerations represent times he nearly woke up or nearly died and the TARDIS...
tehwhovianhufflepuff: teschazilla: ...
HAPPY EARTH DAY
milkshakeprincess: me being touched by people who aren’t my friends
filthyjarbushman: raithehaiku: NICE LEGS DAISY...
Just realized that real people have my Tumblr. There is nowhere to hide now. This is not okay.
Every frame of Star Trek Into Darkness trailer...