Remember that bit of the Vincent Van Gogh episode of Doctor Who where we see the night sky like he sees it? That’s fairly accurate to my experience. I walk around, and everything has so much potential and it’s just building up in layers that sometimes I have to close my eyes and get rid of the input.
Let’s start with a public mail box.
And I’m just walking along and my brain is seeing it like:
OKAY BRAIN SETTLE DOWN STOP IT
Okay that’s slightly better now let’s just get back to normal-
Wait, where did that fan come from what are you doing-
OKAY STOP THAT ALREADY
To see like that for a day.
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Sometimes the Disney villains plot evil schemes together.
Oh, this is awesome! XD
did you mean: kingdom hearts
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Okay so from now on instead of saying “motherfucker” just cut to the chase and say “Oedipus”.
For example:
Can’t come up with an original insult in an argument, “You… you no-good… dirty-rotten… yellow-bellied… Oedipus!”
“What?”
“YOU HEARD ME MOTHERFUCKER.”
EDIT: Okay so I just saw almost this exact thing posted a few minutes after I posted it WELL THEN SO MUCH FOR THINKING I WAS CLEVER.
Sherlock on Sherlock on Sherlock on Sherlock #221bcon #wingsunfurled #jupitereyed #I-shall-not-disappoint-you #sashaforthewin
i want to kiss every single one of you
The next big boy band - One Deduction.
You’re insecure.
I know what for.
I put heads in refrigerato-o-ors.
Molly’s makeup, should cover up.
I mean her mouth is small en-o-o-ough.
Nobody else in the room can see it
All idiots ‘cept me
But John you conduct my light like nobody else!
And my deductions get you overwhelmed!
If someone commits a crime
You know I can tell
Every wa-wa-one
Everyone is dumb but me!
If only they saw what I can see
They wouldn’t bore me so constantly!
With Anderson it’s just not hard see
that every-wa-wa-one
everyone is dumb but me!
Drowning in idiocy!
Lestrade come on
you are all WRONG
To prove I’m right
I put it in a so-o-ong
Always know why
And I’m not shy
Got a microwave full of eye-eye-eyes
Nobody else in the room can see it
Nobody else but me
But John you conduct my light like nobody else!
And my deductions get you overwhelmed!
If someone commits a crime
You know I can tell
Every wa-wa-one
Everyone is dumb but me!
If only they saw what I can see
They wouldn’t bore me so constantly!
With Anderson it’s just not hard see
that every-wa-wa-one
everyone is dumb but me!
Drowning in idiocy!
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong (x2)
But John you conduct my light like nobody else!
And my deductions get you overwhelmed!
If someone commits a crime
You know I can tell
Every wa-wa-one
Everyone is dumb but me!
But John you conduct my light like nobody else!
And my deductions get you overwhelmed!
If someone commits a crime
You know I can tell
Every wa-wa-one
Everyone is dumb but me!
If only they saw what I can see
They wouldn’t bore me so constantly!
With Anderson it’s just not hard see
that every-wa-wa-one
everyone is dumb but me!
Wrong wrong
everyone is dumb but me!
Oh, and John, I drugged your co-offee!
There’s this too:
(via justalittledevious)
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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This is what’s going to happen on Once Upon A Time when they get back to the Enchanted Forest.
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